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[The doorknob turns and Raikov, dressed in his uniform, is seen stepping into the next room, which happens to be in the Welcoming Center. He pauses, narrows his eyes, sloowwlly looks around, another pause...]

Wait a second.. This isn't...

[He opens the door again to check the last room he was just in... which isn't the same as it was before. This is not right! He turns back around and spots the device recording him. Oh, he looks beyond pissed now that he realizes where he is.]

You've GOT to be fucking kidding me. I can't be back here! I was only gone for 15 minutes! And he only just got back, goddammnit...!!

I HAD PLANS, YOU KNOW. VERY IMPORTANT PLANS!


[OOC: The Colonel's only just returned to the base and is out punching barrels. Too bad Raikov didn't get to see him before he got whisked away again! 8D]

I don't care if there's possibly risks. I'd have to be an idiot NOT to press it.

( Private to Penny//unhackable )

( Private to the Sorrow//unhackable )

Dasvidania~

[click!]


[OOC: Raikov's going home. No canon update though. Fufufu. He won't be responding to replies since.. he's gone.]

[poor Raikov. Another accidental video. He's camped out in his favorite safe place. .. A bathroom stall. Who knows where it actually is but he's sitting on the toilet with the lid down.]

Jeez, what the heck got into her anyways..? She won't stop following me..! Atleast I'm safe in here. Heh, she'll never find me...

[and he happily pulls out a book and starts reading. After a few seconds, he mumbles something]

I am gonna have to come out of here sometime though.. I'm startin' to get hungry...

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[Raikov's pacing back in forth in a dimly lit room. There's quite a lot of soldiers crammed into it, all surrounding a table.]

Alright, men. Since the City's so conveniently brought you guys to me, we're going to spice things up here. I mean, I can't just sit around when there's so much to conquer here... and I'm sure the Colonel would be pleased to know we've captured a place such as this. I mean, just imagine what he could do if he had the powers of a City Deity..

[just imagine, indeed. Raikov seems distracted for a moment until one of the soldiers speaks up]

"But we don't know this place very wel-"

[CRUNCH. Boot to the headPunch to the face. The soldier falls over, clutching his probably broken nose]

I didn't give you permission to speak yet, maggot! And I was just getting to that. I've managed to acquire a map.

[Raikov unrolls a piece of paper then slams it down onto the table]

We'll split into two group, this way we can cover more ground and keep in touch by radio. So if something is starting to look bad, radio in immediately, got it?

Kuznetsov, this will be your group's area. My group will cover here.

[Lucky for them, where he points to on the map isn't visible]

Common knowledge here but sometimes you idiots need reminding: We're in a strange land. A different world. Be extremely careful. There's fucking demons and vampires here. It'll be like going up against one of the COBRAs, I imagine.

[Raikov rolls up the map then lets out an irritated huff, flicking some of his hair over his shoulder. His expression changes as he turns to his men and clutches his fist at them]

For the Colonel and our homeland!

[The men raise their hands and cheer, getting psyched up about the mission. The major turns away, mumbling to himself about something]

Now where the hell is that SS girl..? I can't believe they sent a goddamn little brat. Are they trying to mock me..?

It's noisy. And crowded. As if the previous curse was bad enough, Mr. Psycho-ponytail, I'm looking at you, now this?

If any of you harass me, I won't hesitate to defend myself.

...

Although if you offer something, I may let it slide.


[OOC: 4th wall is go! Just don't let him know what happens to Volgin. >_>]

[The device turns on and the sound of Raikov running through some leaves and panting can be heard]

This is fucking ridiculous.. So what if I have "oddly" colored hair and charming looks?! I'm not a witch! I can't believe they actually want to burn me...

[He stops, attempting to catch his breath]

I swear to God, I won't hesitate to shoot them if they come near me again.. I've gotta get back to the Welcome Center..

How cruel of you, City, to taunt me. Appearance alone does not make him real.
That.. thing lacks his presence, his voice, his scent, his power...

But I commend you on attempting to break my will. It'll take more than that though.

So, does this curse weekend happen every month? Because I remember this happening shortly after I arrived. Lacking in creativity, aren't you, Deities?


[OOC: Strikes are semi-hackable. Raikov's seeing the ghost of Volgin and trying his best to ignore him.]

[holy shit, it's a video post this time! Raikov's crouched down in some bushes somewhere in Xanadu. Maybe his GRU uniform isn't the best source of camoflague but it's all he's got. And it's not the best weapon choice but he's currently reloading his Makarov PMM. He smirks to himself and says softly]

We'll see who is the best hunter of all time~.

[He seems to have laid out a trap. It's a piece of paper that says "TO THE BEST BEAR OF ALL TIME." and a giant heart drawn on it. Will it work? .. Probably not but Raikov seems to think it was clever.]


[OOC: Threadjacking is allowed! And you can action post if you wanna sneak up on Raikov. XD]